After rebirth, I rejected the rich yandere lady

"Xu Musen, how come I feel like you're always dodging that rich woman?"

"I mean, if a beautiful rich woman chased after me, I could let her have five kids in four years of college!"

In the dormitory, Zhou Hangyu and Li Rundong felt both envious and puzzled.

"You guys don't understand, actually being targeted by a rich woman is very stressful."

Xu Musen shook his head, he didn't want to share his past life with others, and no one would believe it anyway.

"Yeah, being targeted means you can live without trying, without working, without worrying about houses and cars, just spending money and fooling around with a rich woman every day, such huge pressure, boo hoo hoo. Xu Musen, could it be that you're not up to it..."

Zhou Hangyu said in a teasing tone.

Xu Musen glanced at his slender figure and chuckled, "If those rich women kept you, you probably wouldn't survive half a year."

"This is called being lean, concentrated with essence, understand?"

"Right right right, being small is also cute."

"Damn it, not convinced? Let's go to the bathroom and compare!"

The dormitory became noisy and boisterous again.

Xu Musen suddenly remembered An Nuannuan and picked up his phone.

"Nuannuan, you don't have to do military training, right?"

"Yeah yeah, the teacher said I can move freely, are you going to do military training?"

"Yeah, it starts this afternoon, take care of yourself later."

It was quite a while before An Nuannuan replied.

"Oh, I'm not there, you be careful not to get heatstroke."

"Okay."

Xu Musen felt a mix of amusement and disbelief, what, does it mean I can safely get heatstroke if you're by my side?

On the other side of the dormitory.

While sipping her milk tea, An Nuannuan looked at her phone's chat screen, her gaze pausing briefly before she reached out and touched her cheek.

It was indeed soft.

"This uniform is so ugly, baggy and makes me look fatter."

"Haha, that's because you're too flat, look at Jiayue's chest, it's so round and bulging, careful not to let them slip out, hahaha."

"Xiaohui, don't talk nonsense!"

The slightly chubby girl blushed. Of course, the weight she gained wasn't for nothing; she had a considerable bust.

But their eyes turned towards An Nuannuan, who was sitting on the bed, filled with even more envy.

Curled up, An Nuannuan looked like a small bundle, her skin as white as milk, and overall appeared rather slim.

However, her chest assets absolutely dwarfed theirs.

Especially since An Nuannuan could place her milk tea firmly on her chest while using her phone, leaving them green with envy.

"Nuannuan, your figure is really good, do you have any eating secrets?"

The girls couldn't help but come over and ask.

An Nuannuan took a sip of her milk tea, feeling that her bust seemed to have grown a bit more recently, and after a moment of thought, she said.

"I don't know, maybe it's Xu Musen's doing."

"???"

The three girls paused for a moment, as if they had heard some shocking gossip.

Artificially ripened by hand?

"Ah? But aren't you two not in a relationship yet?"

The plump girl blushed, such bold words were a bit too much for someone who had never been in a relationship.

Jiang Jinfang narrowed her eyes slightly, looking at An Nuannuan's bra size and then down at her own.

She could even see the lower half of her legs, a sense of defeat setting in.

"Didn't you ask what I eat? Nowadays, it's Xu Musen who takes me to eat."

An Nuannuan blinked, her eyes clear.

The girls looked at each other, suddenly feeling that maybe they were too dirty-minded?

"Nuannuan, are you sure you and Xu Musen are not in a relationship?"

They always felt that the way they interacted now was almost like a couple, maybe even sweeter at times.

An Nuannuan shook her head while drinking her milk tea, "What's the advantage of being in a relationship?"

"Of course, like being able to go shopping together, eat together, watch movies, go home together, cuddle and hug..."

"But I've already done all those things with him."

An Nuannuan stated.

The girls paused, then realized that indeed, these activities could also be done with friends.

Jiang Jinfang said, "Of course, there are other things, like you guys might hold hands, kiss, and as things progress, you might even go out to sleep together."

She spoke more directly, making the girls blush, but they were all adults and knew these things.

An Nuannuan blinked, "Is that the kind of sleeping together that can make babies?"

"Of course, that's all that's on guys' minds nowadays."

"Oh~ I'll have to discuss that with my grandparents."

"What if your grandparents agree?"

"Then I'll discuss it further with him."

An Nuannuan nodded throughout the conversation, seemingly having a response for everything asked of her.

"..."

Jiang Jinfang didn't know what to say for a moment.

The girls felt an impregnable air about her.

It seemed like she didn't truly understand what dating and having children implied.

"But aren't you worried that he might find a girlfriend one day?"

"He promised me, he'd be my best friend for life."

"But one can have many friends, and only one girlfriend... and if he gets a girlfriend, she'll definitely mind him having other girls around..." said the girl.

An Nuannuan didn't continue the conversation but just sipped her milk tea, which didn't taste as sweet as it had before.

"Alright, let's not worry about these things now, let's focus on this afternoon's military training."

"Exactly, it's hottest at two or three in the afternoon. Make sure to apply sunscreen or it'll be hard to get your skin to lighten for half a year."

A girl changed the subject, and they started to help each other apply sunscreen.

An Nuannuan had her little notebook, on which the content she wrote was the Good Friend Handbook from before they parted ways last time.

This time, she flipped open a new page, pondered for a bit, and began to add new content.

...

Military training was about to start, and Yao Mingyue sent him a message to come to her dormitory building to get his military training uniform.

Xu Musen had no choice but to go, and Yao Mingyue had already changed into her military training uniform.

The quality of the camouflage uniform wasn't good, and it usually looked baggy when worn.

However, this was not the case on Yao Mingyue's tall figure, when she could even make a plastic bag look good.

In her camouflage military uniform, not only was there no slackness, but it also accentuated the perfect curves.

The belt at her waist and the cap on her head added a dashing and valiant air to her.

Perhaps this was what the heroic Mulan felt like.

"How is it? Do I look good in this?"

Yao Mingyue saw the admiration in his eyes and proudly twirled around.

"Where's my uniform?"

Xu Musen asked calmly.

Yao Mingyue took out his military training uniform from behind her but then said, "I went through all the trouble washing your clothes, and this is the first time I've ever washed someone's clothes. Don't you have anything to thank me with?"

"Is this how you force a deal?"

"Either way, say something nice, and I'll give you the uniform."

Yao Mingyue hugged the uniform to her chest, starting to play the rogue.

"Yao Mingyue, you really seem like a 'licking dog' right now, you know?"

"Licking dog? I'm just treating you the way you treated me before. I haven't even confessed to you in public yet."

Yao Mingyue's mouth curved up, seemingly not caring about the gazes of others at all.

"Yao Mingyue, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, don't you hold me back."

"How am I holding you back?"

Yao Mingyue smiled at him, "Then you confessed to me before and now suddenly stop pursuing, are you not holding me back?"

This silky combo of moves left Xu Musen a bit powerless to retort.

When he had confessed in the past, although there had been some egging on and hints from her, he really did like her at that time.

"Let's not talk about the past. Let's each live well from now on. I don't like you now, and it's a waste of time on me."

"I like it, and it's not a waste of time on you."

When Yao Mingyue spoke, her phoenix eyes roamed over Xu Musen's body.

Honestly, her dominant statement was quite tantalizing.

Xu Musen looked at her silently for a second or two, thinking that since she had put it that way, he was indeed helpless against her.

Xu Musen could control not seeking her out, but he couldn't control what she wanted to do.

And her reasons were well-founded.

All he could say was that the bullets he had fired years ago had hit him right between the eyes now.

"It's okay if you don't want to speak. You haven't applied sunscreen yet. Let me help you apply some, and I'll give you the uniform."

Yao Mingyue said this and, without waiting for Xu Musen to refuse, she came straight over with a bottle of sunscreen.

She sprayed some on Xu Musen's arm, and just as the cool sensation spread, Yao Mingyue was about to start smoothing it over him.

"Forget it, I give up. I'll go back and apply it myself, okay?"

Xu Musen had had enough, as some of the boys and girls passing by were looking over with interest.

Yao Mingyue's lips curved into a smile: "Stick to your word and don't go back on it. I'll let you off this time, no thanks needed."

After saying this, Yao Mingyue handed him the military training uniform, but Xu Musen noticed that her fair little hands were a bit red at the palms.

Xu Musen held the military training uniform, which was of poor quality and had a slightly pungent odor, and the fibers were also rough.

It always took a wash or two to be thoroughly clean, and rubbing it by hand would make it abrasive.

He looked at Yao Mingyue's reddened hands and, for the first time since his rebirth, felt that this little tsundere was actually quite serious about certain things.

"I'm heading back."

Xu Musen turned quietly and walked away.

Yao Mingyue stood there, watching his retreating figure, and looked down at her own hands.

Well, the effort wasn't wasted.

...

Back in the dormitory, the guys were also donning their military training uniforms and snatching something from each other.

"Damn it, stop snatching, I just shamelessly went to the supermarket to buy this."

"Does this thing work or not, it feels a bit creepy."

"You know nothing, using this stuff as shoe pads absorbs sweat and feels soft."

Xu Musen saw that these guys were actually grabbing a stack of sanitary pads and band-aids.

Xu Musen found it a bit funny, not sure when the rumor started that lining shoes with sanitary pads during military training worked wonders.

Although the military training shoes were indeed poor-quality glue shoes prone to causing sweat and hardness, the best option was still to use pure cotton insoles.

"These things are useless."

"Band-aids are useful, they prevent blisters on the heels... Hey! Li Rundong, what are you sticking to your chest for?"

"You hillbilly, marathon runners will stick it here when they run to prevent chafing."

"They run dozens of kilometers in a marathon. Do you need it, come on, Ma Yaxing, why did you stick it on too? And made it into an X?"

Ma Yaxing chuckled sheepishly, "I don't know why, but whenever there's friction, I feel a bit annoyed..."

Xu Musen silently observed them: "I've come to see, each of you has your own tricks."

"Aren't you going to use some?"

Xu Musen shook his head and began to change his clothes as well.

It had to be said, Yao Mingyue had washed it with care, the originally stiff and rough uniform.

Now it felt extra soft and even carried her unique faint scent.

"Wow, why is your uniform so soft? Is this because a girl washed it?"

Li Rundong touched his uniform and immediately appeared envious.

Zhou Hangyu edged closer, sniffed jokingly, and chuckled, "Brother, you smell good."

"Go away, I'm straight, keep your distance from me!"