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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them

Chapter 327 – A Million Cat Found in Florida Man's House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them.

"I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY FATE! YOU WILL DIE HERE! FLORIDA MAN!!"

Planet Devourer screamed while countless eyeballs of his body split open, transforming into mouths. They bit and tore every void leaf and fate crystal on the tree. Absorbing the tree barks, branches, and leaves inside him, Planet Devourer's strength soared. His size doubled, matching the size of the gigantic tree.

Despite being eaten, the void tree restored its leaves, branches, and fate crystal fruits. Moreover, it learned from the crisis and reproduced more branches and leaves, struggling to survive.

The tree grew larger as a result. It also emanated purple poisonous miasma to protect itself.

Planet Devourer absorbed the miasma and laughed. He taunted Leo.

"I now have the strength of a hundred level 10 transcendence! You are no match to me-"

SWUA

While Planet Devourer was busy blabbering nonsense, Leo silently swung the scythe, cutting the void. A crack appeared in the dimension where Planet Devourer was.

The whale monster was split in half. Planet Devourer was flabbergasted as he couldn't see the attack.

Although he was surprised, some of his eyes peeked into the dimension crack. Then, they found a weird universe with no stars.

Stunned and panicked, Planet Devourer slipped into the crack and entered the strange void.

Leo snorted at the coward whale and waved his scythe. Upon the gesture, the crack was sealed, severing half of Planet Devourer's body.

Unfortunately, the whale was too fast. His soul and his dantian already entered the dimension crack. As for the remnant body parts, they were his discarded flesh.

The mass of flesh without an owner slowly bloated and glowed. They condensed monster Qi and initiated an ability that Leo also had.

The flesh and blood of Planet Devourer self-detonated!

"…"

BOOM

A thousand consecutive explosions generated the deadliest shockwave blast, destroying everything within a million light-years of distance.

When the explosions subsided and the dust settled, the void tree remained unharmed.

WHOOSH

Leo's invisible body emerged on top of the void tree after he had slipped through the gaps of shockwaves. Calmly, he unplugged a void leaf and sniffed it.

It smelled like the first batch of 10 leaves that he ate. They tasted like beer mixed with Red Bull.

"Seriously, this is good stuff. I wish I had known about this tree earlier. Oh, well."

Leo patted the tree and attempted to store it in his system inventory. However, the system warned him.

DING

"…This is new."

Leo was slightly disappointed. Still, he used his scythe as a harvester, cleaving a dozen tree branches and collecting ten thousand void tree leaves at once. This time, he successfully stored them in his inventory slots.

Before chasing after the whale, Leo stretched his thumb and pinky finger, making a phone call gesture. He then licked the tip of his thumb and sent a sound transmission to Simba back home.

Without waiting for the dial tone, Leo started sending messages.

"Hey, yo, Simba! You still have that giant battleship with you, right? If I remember correctly, that thing has something called 'Omnipresent Drive' or something. If that thing is OMNIPRESENT, can you teleport the whole thing here at my coordinate? I need your help to bring something home."

A few seconds later, a gigantic dreadnaught mothership appeared and hovered over the void tree. A thousand battleships flew out of the gold dragon ship and surrounded it.

Simba and Cheese also flew out of the mothership and landed on top of the void tree. They inspected the purple entity and questioned Leo.

"Leo, what the hell is going on here?"

Simba used his system ability to locate Leo's location and piloted the dreadnaught mothership here. He thought that Leo was in trouble.

"Nothing much. I need you guys to drag this whole thing to our galaxy."

Simba wryly smiled, "Impossible. Do you know that this thing is bigger than our FREAKING GALAXY?!"

"If you can't, just take as many leaves and… crystals as you can."

Leo pointed at the fruits of the tree, which looked similar to the fate crystals that they had.

Simba frowned and looked down. He dove into the sea of leaves and landed on a giant perch.

At the tip of the perch, a massive fruit was hidden there. Simba got closer and discovered that it was larger than the Solar System's Sun.

"…Holy."

Simba knew what it was. That was an entity fate crystal, but its quality surpassed every fate crystal that he had seen. Without hesitation, he collected it and carried it with him.

Simba got back to the top of the tree while lifting a white sun with one arm. He showed his loot to Leo.

"Leo, look at this. Are you sure that you want us to bring THIS to our solar system?!"

"Yep! Oh, isn't that an entity fate crystal? You should collect them and put them in a safe place. I think I can upgrade it later."

"…WHAT?!"

Leo clapped his hands as his ADHD resurfaced. He stopped focusing on the tree and recalled what he had been doing.

"Sorry, I'm busy. I need to chase and kill a stupid monster first. I'll be right back, okay?"

"Huh? Wait! You haven't explained your plan!"

It was too late. After collecting the samples, Leo waved his scythe again, cutting open dimensions. Then, he entered the starless void, pursuing the coward whale.

Simba looked at the disappearing figure of his brother. He rubbed his brows, having a headache. He remembered why his brother left a deep impression on him.

"Right. I forgot. Leo was always… a troublemaker."

In the starless dimension, Planet Devourer flew randomly, searching for an object or star to use as a landmark. However, the dark void was so empty that it troubled him.

Without a landmark, Planet Devourer was lost.

"Where the hell am I?! Akashic Record, tell me! Where are we?!"

DING

Although 937 light-years sounded short of Planet Devourer's standard, the system referred to his max speed, which transcended the speed of light. His thousand eyes narrowed in disbelief.

"In short, I'll be starving for 900 years."

DING

<Warning! Danger approach! You will die in two minutes!>

"!!!"

Planet Devourer realized that he was not in the clear yet. He looked around, searching for Leo. He also realized that he was stupid.

If Leo could cut open dimensions and send him to the corner of the universe, he could also travel across the universe using the same technique!

SWUA

Without a warning, a dimensional crack appeared. Again, it appeared on top of Planet Devourer, beheading him in one slash.

Leo slipped through the crack of the void and landed on top of Planet Devourer's head.

"FLORDIA MAN!!"

Planet Devourer was still alive. His discarded body transformed into a billion space piranhas, rushing toward Leo.

Leo glanced at the piranhas and lightly snorted. Small rocks were ejected from his system inventory and were fired toward the small creatures like bullets.

The inventory screen acted as a machine gun, shooting down everything in sight. Because of the inhuman rate of fire, the billion piranhas shattered into floated in the void, turning into messing space sashimi.

Planet Devourer didn't give up. He bellowed and regenerated his entire mass instantly. Then, his body grew countless tentacles, which freely shape-shifted into animal limbs, weapons, and lewd objects. Everything chased after Leo.

Leo didn't move or react to the tentacles this time. He suddenly vomited a black marble and spat at Planet Devourer. The black rock softly landed on Planet Devourer's head, which sank into his flesh.

Although confused, Planet Devourer absorbed the marble into his flesh and attempted to dissolve it with his digestive fluid. Instantly, the marble melted into particles and entered Planet Devourer's blood circulation system.

WHOOSH

The tentacles successfully wrapped around Leo and caught him. Leo also stored his scythe back in his inventory and let out a long sigh.

"Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." Leo warned the whale.

Planet Devourer cackled in response, "You fool! I don't know what you're talking about, but this is the end! Nobody survives my precious tentacles! You know what? You're quite strong for a human! I'll transform your gender with my fluid, and I'll experiment on you instead! You will conceive my children!"

"…Err. How about no?"

"TOO LATE! YOU'RE MINE!"

One of Planet Devourer's tentacles transformed into a snake, which opened its mouth and was about to spray pink liquid on him. As it opened its mouth, it flinched.

Purple blood spread within Planet Devourer's body. At first, they consumed Planet Devourer's black blood as fertilizer. But when those purple blood cells matured, they evolved into purple seeds.

Planet Devourer's expression changed. He looked at his body in confusion.

"What is happening to me?!"

DING

"WHAT?!"

Planet Devourer couldn't comprehend anything. He forgot about his body condition and stared at the system screen in shock.

"YOU USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME HOW TO DEAL WITH MY ENEMIES!"

DING

<…70.>

<…60.>

By the time that Planet Devourer heard the countdown, the blood seeds inside him already sprouted rainbow flame leaves, which consumed Planet Devourer's Qi as fertilizer. A million leaves and sprouts shot up into small plants on top of the flesh monster.

<…50.>

Planet Devourer came back to his senses in the last few seconds. He remembered that he possessed so many entity fate crystals that he could use as a system bomb. He quickly merged a batch of seven entity fate crystals together.

<…40.>

A true entity fate crystal was condensed. Planet Devourer smirked and brought it out.

Suddenly, Leo phased through the restraints as if he were a ghost. He teleported and snatched the true entity fate crystal from Planet Devourer's hands in front of his massive face.

"Ah, I can't let you do that." Leo giggled.

<…30.>

"BASTARD!" Planet Devourer was enraged. He ejected all fate crystals from his soul at once and merged everything. A dozen batches of true entity fate crystals appeared.

<…20.>

"I don't believe that you can negate them all! DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Planet Devourer caught every true entity fate crystals with his tentacles and crushed them.

"Eh, I can't let you do that." Leo let out another long sigh and snapped his fingers.

CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

A time domain was erected, freezing everything around him, including Planet Devourer and a dozen true entity fate crystals.

Leo waved his hands and pulled all entity fate crystals toward him. He calmly collected everything in his system inventory.

<…10.>

Despite being frozen in time, Planet Devourer's system continued counting down as Leo's blood inside the monster didn't stop growing.

"NOOOOOO!!!"

It was too late for the whale king. By the time he managed to break Leo's domain and move, Leo's virus already matured.

BOOM

A million rainbow trees emerged from Planet Devourer's body while their roots latched into his soul, eating away his life force. The flame trees melted all goo, limbs, and eyes of the whale monster until no flesh remained behind.

One of the trees sank its roots into Planet Devourer's soul and stole every star in his dantian universe. It then evolved into a galactic-sized rainbow flame tree, floating in the void.

<…0.>

The last system message mocked Planet Devourer even though his consciousness already turned black as he had predicted.

DING

The true entity fate crystal was ejected from Planet Devourer's dried soul and floated in the void.

Leo smiled and reached out to catch it.

Unfortunately, the fate crystal disintegrated into dust before Leo could touch it.

"Oh."

Leo was disappointed. He thought he would have scored 14 true entity fate crystals from this trip.

"Shame. Anyway, I got so many goodies. What should I be doing with these… Cat's siblings?"

He gazed at the million rainbow trees, which turned the void into a space forest. One of them that absorbed the monster's dantian universe was also too big for Leo to bring it back home.

The trees didn't float there idly. As Leo granted them souls, they started gaining sentient. Their leader gradually transformed into a prismatic Alraune and shrank her size to match Leo's.

The new child greeted her creator with a bright smile.

"Nom-Nom Meow?"

"…"

The million trees quickly copied their leader. They gained sentient and transformed into flower women as well. After gaining a feminine body, they surrounded Leo.

"Meow?"

"Nom-Nom?"

"Meow Meow?"

"Nom-Nom Meow?"

Everybody used Cat's former language.

Listening to these children, Leo got a migraine. He wondered if this was a curse.

"Why the hell do y'all speak a cat's language? I never taught you those!"

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