Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 233: Questionable tasks.

''Fuck.''

The sealing formations for this one are actually quite difficult now that I am looking at them. These are the equivalent of the homework Dad used to dump on me every now and then, which means they are the hardest one can imagine. That puppet is really putting its heart into this, hm?

Talk about Dad, though; when I sent him a question about the Divine Maiden, he said that he only knew the name and nothing else. Eva couldn't even recognize the woman, so yeah. She's quite mysterious, which I'm not particularly fond of. Humans fear the unknown more than anything, even if I'm not a human anymore.

Nevertheless, with all of us joining hands, I reckon around three days is sufficient. The three have already been doing this for three days, which is also the time that has passed since I was inside the Dream Engine.

After that, I'll beat the shit out of the doppelganger lord and enjoy my stay here, I suppose. I wanna try the Dream Engine running with its intended purposes in mind as well. That could be fun.

''Then, I'll leave it to you guys~!''

''You won't solve these with us?''

''I have normal work too, you know~?''

''Mmmkay.''

I mean, Mermaid Queen actually spent quite a while explaining stuff to us, so I'll let her off this time. For your information, she also doesn't know much about the Divine Maiden.

As Mermaid Queen is about to step out of the room, she suddenly stops and turns at me.

''Ah, that's right, esteemed Saint. These are for you.''

''Hm?''

What are these cards? Hints?

Facing my questioning gaze, Mermaid Queen wryly looks at Elysia on my lap before closing in.

''The Divine Maiden asked me to deliver you these cards. I have not read them... Or rather, I can't. But she did say their content is quite sensitive.'' Mermaid Queen whispers.

''???''

A bit puzzled, I excuse myself from the group and sit in the corner. Opening the stack of cards in order, the first one is a starry purple theme. Nothing is written on both sides, yet when I insert a bit of my mana into it, words begin to emerge.

[Good day to you, my destined. How are you doing?]

I'm doing good, stranger woman. How are you?

[Of course, I'm doing amazing! Also, don't call me 'stranger woman'!]

...What the hell do you want to be called, then?

[Just Luna is fine!]

Fuck. Why does it seem like I'm having a conversation with this 'Luna' even though I'm monologing?

[Doesn't it? Incredible, right?]

Okay, stop toying with me. What do you want to say?

[Don't be so impatient, my destined. Today, I have some tasks for you. And before you ask the reason for your compliance, I just want to say that these requests are quite easy and perfectly align with your interests. As for the purpose, I want to state that it is my personal desire that pushes me to do this. It is inevitable.]

...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

[Now then, please open the cards.]

[♥]

''...''

I can't help but sigh. Why are all the people surrounding me weirdos?

Putting the purple card aside, this time, I pick up the green one. Let's see...

[Take a picture of Raeliana Seymour in a compromising position!]

''...''

No, look. Do you want me to die? Do you really think that rough and tomboy Liana will put herself in such embarrassment? Hey, can I skip these tasks?

[Note: You can't refuse. For security reasons, I will need all of the tasks completed to get me out of here!]

''Fuck...!''

''Sylvia?''

''No, nothing, Anna... I'm alright.''

I'm not alright. If I ask Liana to do this, I think she will agree—but with a twist. Who knows what she might demand of me... Okay, fine. This one gets a pass.

Next, I take the white card. 

[Get Emilia Campbell to ejaculate inside another woman!]

Holy hell. Why are these so hard?! As if Emy would agree to breed another woman other than me. How in the world can I convince her? Wouldn't that sound terrible?

Um... If I try really hard, maybe Anna will agree to this... Probably.

Okay, red card...

[Make Christina Alistaire Aragon kiss another woman passionately and take a picture of it!]

Hm... Again, it's not impossible. Anna is a good candidate for this, and I'm all for it.

Orange card.

[Record Anastasia's reactions as she witnesses you 'having fun' with a group of 'strangers!']

As expected. She even knows about the secret operation to cuck Anna. I was planning to act out the scenario sometime soon anyway, so this is fine.

Next. A yellow-red card.

[Record a tape of you dominating the mighty dragoness Sariel in bed!]

That's a tall order, but I think I can do it as long as there is only her. As for the last one, which bears the color blue, I think this is supposed to be for me.

[I have always dreamt of you, my destined. Although my memory becomes blurry afterward, I know you are the most beautiful.]

Well, thanks... But why suddenly?

[On this occasion, I want to see an image of your best moment—your happiest moment!]

Should I send her the huge bukkake shot of me being nearly drowned in juice the last time? Everyone's thing was perfectly in the frame, and it even captured Anna in the corner as well. Most of all, I was genuinely happy back then.

Behind the card, a few more lines appear.

[To explain my intentions, we will first have to talk about my hobby. I love seeing beautiful women, and I love it even more when beautiful women get together as couples. The first two images of your elven wives will be used by me—privately. The others will help me with my lust.]

Hey, I don't mind jerking off to us or something, but don't you dare use my elven wives as your imaginary lovers—brat bastard.

[Sorry for being a brat~]

[My destined, time is almost up. I should make my intentions clear right now...]

[I am going to make you my wife.]

...Another one. Sariel finally has a rival, hm—

[And I shall also make your wives my wives!]

''Huh...?''

Out of nowhere, there's suddenly this brat coming out and declaring that she will steal me from my wives... And then steal my wives from me?

What is this cycle of NTR??

[I eagerly await the day you guys become my harem!]

Await my ass. This is getting out of hand... Fuck it. Let's just finish the tasks.

Just like so, my wives and I begin to arrange the room to fit our activities. Then, we leave Elysia and Stella for Mermaid Queen before locking the door tightly.

''Er... The first one is...''

Crap. I'm so nervous.

''Is?'' Liana raises her eyebrow.

''Um... By any chance, Liana.'' I smile at her. ''Can I take a picture of you lying down?''

''Sure? Just that?''

''...No. Perhaps you can use some charming gestures... Ah.''

Her eyes are colder than Antarctica.