Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 44: Jack Forbes’s retaliation.



Case 44: Jack Forbes’s retaliation.

''Really? Otome Isekai?'' I said disapprovingly.

I mean, I've read some of them, and they're not total garbage, but the majority of the subgenre are just annoying cliches, I especially hate the scumbag male lead trope.

*cough*

''At least some of them are good, no?'' Stephen smiles awkwardly.

''Well, yes, but you see, time here flows much faster than on Earth, so only 9 months has passed on Earth since I've reincarnated.'' I said. ''So, when did you leave Earth?.''

Well, I mean, it depends on when he got reincarnated here, according to the goddess, time in this planet flows much faster than time on Earth, due to some kind of interference on the cosmic level. So although I've been here for almost 18 years already, only 9 months has passed on my browser. So if he died in 2023 like me somehow, though very unlikely, he won't get much content.

I don't even know how the goddess is tweaking the browser so that I could watch videos and such normally, being a god sounds so cool and so exhausting at the same time.

''Interesting information, I died in 2018.''

''So before the pandemic, huh, you'll have a lot of content, then.''

''What pandemic?''

''Oh, about that-

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''...That's terrible.''

''Well, yeah, but enough of the gloomy stuff, how can I transfer the information to you? Illusion magic?''

''Usually that is the way, you can project your thoughts as images onto a surface, like a projector.'' Stephen said. ''But seeing that you didn't know this, you might have to learn Illusion magic first.''

''You don't know how to do it?''

''Not my expertise.''

''Hmm, fine then, I'll learn it from an acquaintance.'' I could watch films with my lovers like this too, why didn't I think of this before.

''Sure, when do you want to learn portal magic?'' 

''Preferably right now, I have something to experiment with it.''

''Alright then, I'll skip the aptitude test, seeing that you have a space bag already.''

''I'll count on you.''

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After a 4 hour session on how to connect portals together, now I am able to open two linked portals the size of a normal plate, with a 10m maximum distance between the two and a 15m distance from each portal to me.

For a beginner, this is actually very good, according to Stephen. I mean, you have to take into account that I'm already an Archmage with experience in space magic though.

Regardless, it's lunch time. This morning I told my lovers to wait for me at the restaurant so that we could eat together. So now I'm heading there.

I invited Christina and Anastasia as well, we'll have big, fun meal together. This might be the high school experience that I needed all along.

''Why are you stopping me, Your Highness?!'' A shout from the distance interrupts my line of thought.

Turning to the direction of the sound, I could see my girlfriends, together with Christina and Anastasia standing at the side of the road, confronting the son of Duke Forbes, whose ass got beaten by me the other day.

Behind the dude is several people wearing military uniform, though from the color grey instead of red, I assume those are soldiers of house Forbes, they look kinda restless though.

There's quite a crowd gathered around the group already, people, as always, are whispering. Anyhow, let's see what's going on.

''What happened?'' I said, tapping Liana's shoulder.

''Ah, Sylvie. We were going to the restaurant, but as you can see, this guy blocked us.'' She replied.

''Your Highness, just please! Let me capture these criminals!'' The dude pleaded to Christina, who has a deep frown on her face.

''As I said before, you have no evidence whatsoever that my friends here killed your father.'' Christina said.

''Ha!'' He snorted. ''It is plainly obvious, Your Highness, according to our witnesses, two unknown female figures, one with a scythe and one with a sword were seen attacking my father that day, right before he died!''

''And why would that have to be us, huh? Try to use all three of your braincells for a second, dumbass.'' Liana glares at him.

''Because you whores attacked me and threatened me the other day! And all of the witnesses clearly saw that the figure with the scythe had flat chest, matching exactly with yours!''

''...Huh?'' Liana said in a chilling tone, her eyes rapidly losing their brilliant glints.

Oh god, why did you have to touch that topic. Even I often get my boobs bullied by her, and I didn't even say anything. Welp, good luck getting your ass beaten again.

''Look here, Jack Forbes, this is my last warning for you, if you keep insulting my friends and insist on arresting them, I will not forgive you.'' Christina said firmly.

''My patience is not endless, Your Highness, I WILL show them hell, even if that means I need to get through you!''

Woah hey, isn't that treason? Oh well, I think a have a target to practice my magic here.

''Hey there garbage man, we met again.'' I said with a smile.

''You...!'' Only know he realizes me.

Aha, so he's scared of my status.

''What? Are you still pretending to be cool? Why didn't you complain to Christina when she's directly involved? Aren't you just scared?'' I provoked him.

Immediately, I could see his ego getting absolutely violated, veins appearing on his forehead, his two fists shaking. The soldiers behind him seems worried.

''Why? Am I wrong? If you really were willing to go through her like you said, you would have been long dead, executed for treason already.'' I said with an exceedingly annoying face for him specifically to look at.

(ᗒᗜᗕ) 

This is fun.

''YOU BITCH- 

He instantly gathers mana around his fist and throws a punch straight at my face.

I activate my portals, one receiving his fist, the other one aiming the output towards his crotch. Usually you wouldn't do this, because if you're inexperienced, whatever body parts that your put in could be destroyed or lost entirely due to the weird space-time phenomena that are happening constantly between the portals.

But I don't really care about his arm, nor do I give a fuck about his genital. The only cocks I would ever care about are the ones belonging to my girlfriends.

''ARGH...!''

The fist comes out on the other portal, hitting his balls nicely, when he instinctively pulls his fist back, I notice his hand has two less fingers.

Turning around, I could see Emy, Liana and Christina frowning, their hands reaching out to their crotch, while Anastasia has a puzzled face looking at the three.

Regardless, at least his fist didn't turn into green jelly, no SERN bullshit here. I've heard worse first tries, does that mean that I have talent in teleporting?

''Hey, get him to the hospital or something, aren't you guys his soldiers?''

''A-Ah, yes, please excuse us.'' A man said, pulling the guy back. ''Let's go, master.''

They started to drag him away, the dude is trying to say something, but I honestly couldn't make out what he's saying. Whatever.

''Well then, let's go grab lunch.''


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