The Daily Love Life Of The Immoral God And His Invisible Wife

Chapter 16: I Am Pure!

Um. What else can I get you? the waiter ultimately just chose to repeat the question.

Chen Ling finally looked up at him and said, Are you in a hurry?

Ah, no! The waiter quickly shook his head.

For some reason, as the waiter looked into Chen Lings icy gaze, he felt a chill run down his spine. It was as if he wasnt being stared at by a young man, but rather a venomous snake fixated on its prey.

Um Sui Lier flipped through the entire menu without picking a single dish.

Its so expensive Lets go somewhere else, she said. It was the first time she realized that a meal could be so costly, with every dish priced in the hundreds and nothing cheap.

Chen Ling calmly replied, Just choose, I have plenty of money.

The waiter thought to himself, Someone, please save me! Theres something wrong with this persons mind!

Sui Lier bit her lip and said, Um I suddenly dont feel like eating at this place. Why dont we

No, I want to eat here, Chen Ling interrupted.

Um Then you choose by yourself, Sui Lier gently pushed the menu away.

Chen Ling heard her and took the menu. Ill order whatever I want, and you can eat it, he said.

Okay~ Order a little less, I dont eat much~ Sui Lier replied.

Then Chen Ling casually made some selections. The waiter finally felt relieved.

I survived? Geez, that was so awkward. Before leaving, he couldnt help but look back at Chen Ling and silently cursed in his heart, Thank goodness I have good mental resilience! He quickly returned to the front desk.

At this moment, the receptionist rushed over. Did you see that? That person is so handsome! she exclaimed.

The male waiter shook his head in fear. That was too damn awkward just now. Hes handsome, yes but unfortunately, theres something wrong with his brain! he muttered.

The receptionist frowned upon hearing his words: Youre the one with a problem! Why would you casually insult someone like that? She rolled her eyes and walked away.

The male waiter was speechless: I wasnt insulting you, what is your problem!

While waiting for the food to arrive, Sui Lier kept joyfully gazing at Chen Ling in front of her, unable to take her eyes off him.

Meanwhile, Chen Ling leaned against the sofa with his eyes closed. He didnt like Sui Lier staring at him like that. It made him feel uncomfortable and a little embarrassed. So he pretended to be tired.

Oh, by the way, Chen Ling

Whats up? Chen Ling didnt even lift his eyelids.

How did you know that I always come here? When did you come back? You werent following me, were you?

Chen Ling paused for a moment, realizing that her memories of encountering him had been blocked. But he couldnt be bothered to explain. With a thought, he returned her blocked memories.

He let her know that he was a god. This way, many things wouldnt need further explanation.

Sui Lier, with her restored memories, sat across from him, staring at Chen Ling in a daze.

You, you youre a god! she exclaimed.

Her small mouth opened wide, probably wide enough to fit an egg.

Yes.

The scene seemed to freeze for more than ten seconds.

Sui Lier stared at Chen Ling in a daze, finding it hard to believe.

So, youve been watching me from the heavens?

No, I just came down and happened to meet you.

Well What a coincidence! It must be Mr. Meteor granting my wish! Hehe.

Youre actually a god

Oh my goodness No wonder you can see me Sui Lier was overjoyed upon realizing that she had encountered a god.

Oh, Lord God!

Lord God? Chen Ling, seeing Sui Lier about to start that boring repetition again, spoke plainly, If you call me that again, Ill take back your memories.

Aww Alright then. Sui Lier quickly closed her mouth.

Inner thoughts: I only said it twice

But in the next moment, the corners of her mouth involuntarily lifted, revealing her adorable little fangs. Hehe~

Chen Ling, seeing her silly expression, quickly closed his eyes. Too cute, he couldnt handle it.

Lord God, is your home in the heavens?

I live on a clay slope.

Sui Lier: Oh It must be very high up then

Chen Ling was speechless.

Lord God then

Chen Ling interrupted her directly, Dont call me Lord God

He never wanted to be one in the first place. Hearing Sui Lier calling him that all the time made him feel uneasy.

Oh, then Lord Chen Ling?

Chen Ling: (-.-) Is there something wrong with you?

He regretted restoring her memories. It only made things more troublesome than before. She kept addressing him as a lord, making Chen Ling feel uncomfortable.

In reality, Sui Lier also felt that it wasnt appropriate to address him like that. It felt unfamiliar

She and Chen Ling were supposed to be good friends Calling him like that was definitely inappropriate.

But Chen Ling is the Lord God!

Whats wrong, little brat?

Huh? Im not a little brat!

Chen Ling made a sound of acknowledgment and glanced at her chest with a look that said: Small.

Sui Lier was momentarily stunned, following his gaze, she lowered her head to take a look. Blushing, she clenched her teeth and said, You

Chen Ling smiled and interrupted her, Just call me Chen Ling.

Yes! Sui Lier nodded with a blush and didnt say anything further. From time to time, she stole glances while lowering her head.

In her heart: Does the Lord God like big things?

After a while, the dishes that Chen Ling ordered were served one after another. Each dish was exquisitely presented, with vibrant colors and an appealing appearance. Sui Lier hadnt started eating yet, but she showed an expression of anticipation.

Chen Ling happened to be hungry, so he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

However, when Sui Lier tried to pick up a piece of meat that looked delicious, a teardrop fell into her own plate with a splash.

Chen Ling heard the sound and looked up. He was speechless in an instant. Crying again

Sui Lier saw Chen Ling looking up and quickly wiped away her tears. Uh Im sorry, I didnt mean to!

She bit her lip and looked at Chen Ling with some fear. She couldnt even dream that she could openly sit here, eating like a normal person. The days of relying on stealing for survival in the past came to her mind, and she couldnt help but shed tears.

Tears of joy.

Because the person sitting in front of her could see her. Her most important person.

Chen Ling couldnt bear to see her like this: Never mind, cry if you want to cry. Dont mind me.

Uh Its okay Im happy. Sui Lier still had tears on her face, but she smiled happily at Chen Ling.

Her smile made his heart tremble.

What does tears like pear blossoms mean? He suddenly understood, it was referring to Sui Lier. She was as beautiful as a painting.

Just as Chen Ling was lost in thought, Sui Lier had already composed herself, and she picked up the couples special drink, Look at this, it has two straws! We can drink it together!

Chen Ling snapped out of his daze and looked at the colorful beverage, with two straws inserted in it, a large cup, obviously meant for two people to drink together.

Or more accurately, the correct way to drink this beverage is for both people to bite one end, facing each other, and drink at the same time.

Chen Ling glanced at Sui Liers slightly pale lips, and imagined himself and Sui Lier his face immediately turned red, cough

He shook his head lightly and said: You drink it, I wont.

Oh Sui Lier didnt mind and didnt think much about it. She took a gentle sip.

Her expression turned to surprise as she looked at Chen Ling. It tastes so good!

Try it! She handed it over.

I dont want to.

Come on, try it! It really tastes good! Im not lying.

Come on, come on! Take a sip!

Chen Ling scratched his head and reluctantly took the cup, directly putting the straw in his mouth.

Wait a minute that is Sui Liers hand froze in mid-air as she stared blankly at Chen Ling.

Confused, Chen Ling looked up: Whats wrong?

Um nothing! Blushing, Sui Lier looked at the straw that Chen Ling had released, It was the one she had just used ( )

Using the same straw isnt that like indirectly kissing!

Wait a minute

Sui Lier finally realized the problem. She was still stuck in the mindset of the orphanage when they were children, where everyone was just kids

They would even share an apple, taking a bite each. But now that she had grown up, clearly that wasnt acceptable anymore. Drinking from the same cup was a big issue too! Wouldnt there be my saliva in it um

Wouldnt the taste be weird?

Um is it tasty?

Chen Ling nodded: Its alright, quite delicious. As he said that, he took another sip.

Um He said my saliva is tasty

Ding~ Target feels happiness, +100,000 points

However, Chen Ling didnt pay any attention to it. He already had nearly a billion points.

Ah, what the heck! Sui Lier! What are you thinking!? You pervert! (>_<)

Sui Lier frowned, mentally berating herself for her unhealthy thoughts just now.

Chen Ling didnt have a clue about any of this. He simply handed the cup back to her.

You drink it.

Oh Sui Lier looked at the straw that Chen Ling had just used, lightly biting her lip. She sneakily glanced at Chen Lings slightly thin lips.

Ahem, its nothing Ill just change to another straw

Sui Lier thought to herself as she picked up another one, unable to help but wonder: Would Chen Lings saliva be inside?

Thump thump thump Her heart suddenly started racing.

She hadnt even taken a sip yet, and she let go of that straw No, I cant do this

Cough Um, Chen Ling, youre not drinking? Sui Lier thought that if Chen Ling liked it, she would give it all to him.

Chen Ling shook his head: You drink it, I dont like sweet drinks.

Oh Sui Lier nodded, once again looking down.

inner thoughts: What should I do then Isnt this a waste Its quite expensive. I cant waste it! Thats right whats wrong with a little saliva I have no other thoughs I am pure!

Yes pure.

And then she took a gentle sip. Her heart was pounding.

But soon, she forgot about everything, Its really delicious~

What is this? Sui Lier chewed on something in her mouth and felt a strange texture.

Chen Ling glanced at her: Its shark fin. With that, Chen Ling scooped a bowl of shark fin soup and started drinking.

Sui Lier, a bit puzzled, asked: Em~ Why is it called shark fin and not shark arm?

He had just taken a sip of the soup when Splurt

Ah!

Sui Lier screamed, as the soup from Chen Lings mouth sprayed all over her face.

Cough cough cough She nearly choked on it.

Sui Liers face was covered in soup, and she stared at Chen Ling with a blank expression.

S-Saliva (_)