The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1334: The Boss is Fierce

Red Boy said, “Master, why don’t we refund the goods?”

Fangzheng looked at the hat and then looked at the pitiful looks of the disciples. He shook his head slightly and said, “I won’t wear it. However, let’s do so first.”

With that said, Fangzheng took the hat away.

When he entered the house, he sighed and felt a little cold.

Then, Fangzheng put on the hat…

“Uh, Master, outside…” Squirrel asked curiously.

However, he was held back by Monkey.

“Uh, Junior Brother, what’s going on?” Squirrel asked, perplexed.

Monkey said with a sigh, “Master only claims that he doesn’t want to wear it. Although a green hat is not a good thing in the eyes of others, Master once said that it’s the thought that counts. Master is telling us that the thought is more important than the gift. He accepts our thoughts. That’s it…”

Squirrel said, “There’s so much to learn… Why didn’t I think of that?”

“It’s because your brain is basically used for eating,” Salted Fish mumbled.

Squirrel angrily waved his paws and asked, “How did you know? Did you spy on me?”

Everyone was speechless.

At that moment, Red Boy said, “Although Master accepted the gift, the gift ultimately failed! No, I have to have a good talk with the seller!”

Monkey said, “You must give a bad review!”

Salted Fish also said, “Yes, give him a bad review! A bad negative review!”

Squirrel raised his paws and said, “Agreed!”

Lone Wolf said, “As the eldest senior brother, I support it.”

Even though they said that, the few little ones understood that negative reviews affected the seller.

Furthermore, the other party might have made a mistake. After all, no one would buy a green hat as it meant being a cuckold in Chinese.

Therefore, Red Boy might have shouted fiercely, but he first contacted the seller and asked, “Are you there? Why did you send me a green hat?”

In the end, there was silence after some wait.

“That’s impossible. Back when I was buying, the other party replied immediately. Why is there no one now?” Red Boy mumbled.

Squirrel said, “Perhaps he’s busy. Why don’t we wait?”

Red Boy thought for a moment and said, “Alright.”

Salted Fish said, “I think that guy is deliberately pretending not to see it.”

“Impossible. A person can’t be so bad, right?” Squirrel said.

Salted Fish said, “Only worse!”

…

The next day, Red Boy would check his cell phone from time to time, but there was no reply.

Salted Fish said, “If I were you, I’d change accounts and give it a try.”

Red Boy thought that it made sense.

Hence Red Boy went out and borrowed a cell phone from a devotee to contact the merchant again.

In the end…

“Dear, what do you want to buy? Our goods are all imported from overseas. They are guaranteed to be value for money. I’m honest; you can punish me if I lie to you!”

Red Boy’s face turned livid when he saw that.

Squirrel said angrily, “He clearly has time. Why did he ignore us? That’s… too much! How can there be such a shameless person in this world!?”

Red Boy returned the phone to the devotee before silently taking out his cell phone. He gave a negative review before writing everything down. Finally, he added that he would never buy from such an irresponsible merchant again!

After posting the negative review, Red Boy’s mood improved a little as he prepared to switch off his cell phone.

However, the phone immediately buzzed. Looking down, the seller that had been pretending to be dead actually appeared!

Furthermore, the moment he appeared, he asked: “Dear, why did you give us a bad review? Give me a good review and I’ll give you a five-yuan red packet.”

Red Boy chuckled. “Am I someone who lacks five yuan? Send it to me first before I consider it.”

Seller: “…”

Seller: “Dear, give me a good review first, everything else is negotiable.”

Red Boy said: “I can give a good review. I want to return the goods. You pay for shipping.”

The seller said: “Dear, we do not provide such service. At most, we will help you with the refund. You will have to pay for shipping.”

Red Boy said: “No way. It’s clearly your fault. Why do I have to pay for the shipping? Do as you deem fit. Either you pay for shipping and allow a refund or keep the negative review!”

The seller said: “You better not do this, my patience is limited.”

Red Boy said: “My patience is also limited.”

The seller said: “It looks like you are refusing my first overture to acquiesce. Immediately change it now!”

When Red Boy saw this, he grinned and exclaimed, “Hey! I thought my temper was bad enough. This fellow is worse than me! I can’t tolerate this considering my bad temper!”

Hence, Red Boy said: “What right do you have to get me to change it for you? I’ll got you to mail it blue but give me green. What do you want?”

Seller: “What do I want? Do you know what it means to make a mistake? If it’s a mistake, can’t you return it? Can’t you tell me? I could have settled it for you. Why did you give me a negative review?”

“I told you; you ignored me.”

“I’m so busy, I didn’t have time to answer you. I would have answered you when I’m free.”

“I just used another account to talk to you. Why did you reply so quickly?”

The seller was silent for a while, then said in a stricter tone: “Duh, I thought it was a buyer, so of course I had to serve him as soon as possible! All you bought was a crappy hat, can’t I serve you later? Also, delete the negative review immediately. Only then will I do the return for you.”

“Return? Sure, pay the shipping fee.”

“Are you an idiot? It’s already good enough that I’m giving you a refund. You still want me to pay for shipping? Am I your father? Why must I take good care of you?!” The seller said rudely.

Red Boy immediately flared up. “Who do you think you are? Are you the Bull Demon King?”

“You are the Bull Demon King! Your whole family is Bull Demon King!” The seller shouted.

Red Boy said, “If you aren’t the Bull Demon King, why are you pretending to be my father? If I don’t refund the goods, the negative reviews will be there forever!”

Seller: “Alright, you want to acquiesce after refusing my first overture, right? I know your home address, just you wait, I’ll buy a plane ticket. I’ll go to your place tomorrow and chop you to pieces!”

This was the first time Red Boy had seen such a fierce person. He even dared to challenge him and threaten to kill him! Did he think he was Fangzheng?

Red Boy sneered. “That’s what you said. I’ll wait here. Come over if you have the ability!”

This was also the first time the seller had encountered such a fierce person to actually dare to challenge him to go over. This was clearly someone with strength.

Hence, the seller said: “Don’t think that you can act cool just because you have a few tricks up your sleeve. I know your address! I’ll block the entrance of your house and I’ll chop up your family members when they come out! I’ll kill your entire family!”

Red Boy turned his head to look at his fellow disciples. Monkey and Lone Wolf were carrying five hundred kilograms of heavy snow balls to build snowmen. Squirrel darted about like lightning, quickly embellishing the snowmen. There was also Salted Fish that was being smashed with money by countless people…