I Want To Lay the Very Best!

193 – Beach Ready Bodies

SweetTreat: Brandy "Tortiglioni" Long-Legs Joyce, if you send me any more pictures of your thighs, I am going to go FERAL.

Brandy giggled in the changing booth as Sparky snapped another shot of her legs with Brandy's Pokédex, catching just a tiny slice of the red fabric of her latest swimsuit. Sparky sent the picture with an evil cackle. The reply came shortly after with a tiny ding.

SweetTreat: Brandy "Fusillini" Fire-Blood Joyce, I hope you're not paying a lot for that swimsuit because I will tear it off with my teeth.

This was too much fun. Brandy could do this all day. Sparky waved the Pokédex at her, and Brandy took it, deciding to show a little mercy with a reply.

BrandyButter: We'll be done soon. Are you still on the beach?

SweetTreat: Tell me where you are, and I'll come to you.

BrandyButter: Sounds like you're already "coming" to me.

Sparky had poked herself up between Brandy's arms and nearly choked reading her texts.

"Brandy, if you're sucking her dick, I want a turn!" Morgan called from outside the stall. "Stop stalling and show off the goods."

"We're just teasing Maple. I'll be out in a second, I swear." Brandy giggled as she read the reply.

SweetTreat: Brandy "Mezze Penne Rigati" Tounge-Twizzler Joyce, I will get sand in places you didn't even know existed.

BrandyButter: All your pasta pet names are horrible. I don't have a middle name, and you're not picking it if I want one.

SweetTreat: I'm going to put something in your middle, and you'll love it. Now get your beautiful butt down the beach with speed.

Brandy clicked the Pokédex shut with a shake of her head. Winding up a Water Ace would have some real repercussions, but it was impossible to not try to stir up that Tsunami. She wanted Maple to show off what she'd learned.

"I'm so proud of you," Sparky sniffed as Brandy got comfy in her swimsuit. "That was bratty poetry."

"I was tutored by the best," Brandy kissed Sparky's forehead. "You have to keep Mahi's claws out of me. Get Holly to help. I'm relying on you."

"Mahi said she'd made peace!" Morgan yelled from outside, "Get out here, or we're all coming in."

Morgan was very impatient when waiting for a show. Brandy pulled back the curtain, shrouding herself from the waiting crowd. Arceus, what a sight they all were.

Tansy was sitting happily in Saffira's lap. The Rockruff wrapped up in a tight-fitting one-piece, the grey of her hair matching the sleek swimsuit with white bands, her tail poking out the back and wagging madly against Saffira. Saffira had a matching suit, but it had some cutouts for the stomach and back, which were really showing off her best assets. She was going to kill on the beach. Brandy wasn't sure she'd be able to follow that act. Nova was going through a rack of swimsuits that looked more like lingerie, half piled over her arms, ready for trying out.

It only got better. Calcine stood patiently waiting, wearing a white bikini top with a cut tassel knot on the front. Brandy desperately wanted to unpick. Her white ruffled short skirt to go with it was cute as hell. Sparky had nearly set the place on fire from all the sparks when she'd first seen it, so she had to go into the changing room with Brandy to avoid a future fire hazard. Sparky had gotten a matching swimsuit, but in a cheerful blue to match her eyes. The pair's ongoing romance was always cute when it flared up.

Morgan had been the trickiest fit, not exactly enjoying anything too tight. She had a strapless black summer dress that mainly seemed to be held on by Murkrow cheating and sheer willpower. It was gorgeous on her, but the Murkrow could have worn trash bags stitched together, and she'd still make it seem fabulous with her stance and sheer confidence. It was a shame Morgan hated wearing clothes because she was so very good at it.

Compared to them all, Brandy felt horribly plain, holding the curtain tighter to herself. "You sure you want to see it?"

Morgan swished a wing, billowing the curtain with wind and blowing it right out of Brandy's grip. Brandy felt her bikini flutter. She'd gone for a red to match her hair and eyes with the classic triangle-cut top and thong. Trinket had taught her how to tie very good knots, so thankfully, it didn't all come apart. Brandy still didn't feel like she was wearing a lot. She had side boob. She'd never had side boob before.

Her side boob kicked ass, but it was still new.

"Fuck me over the checkout," Nova dropped the swimsuit she was looking at as she stared at Brandy. "I knew you had some gorgeous legs, but that is sinful."

"Worth the wait," Morgan whistled, "Look at our girl, she's ready to break hearts."

"You've all seen me naked," Brandy blushed, "This really that different?"

"We've seen the canvas," Morgan said, "This is the masterpiece. You were made to be put in swimsuits."

"I was made to take her out of them," Calcine growled. "I love it. Shows off your new figure. You have a lot of figure to show off now."

Brandy was going to catch fire if she blushed anymore. Compliments weren't meant to be endured this point-blank.

"Get an eyeful for the road," Brandy begged, "You're all so embarrassing."

"I'm glad I'm not going last," Saffira chuckled, "I couldn't follow that?"

"I'm going to blow you all away," Nova said as she slipped past Brandy into the changing room. "Oh shit, the back is excellent as well. Sparky spin her."

Sparky was more than eager to spin Brandy around, showing off the butt. The thong was riding a bit, and Brandy could feel the stares on her skin. The silence was ravenously hungry.

"I need to get a Joltik," Saffira said after a long, long pause.

"We're not curvy enough for you?" Tansy teased, wrapping her fluffy tail around Saffira, "Nova! She's being self-conscious again!"

"If you've got a flat ass, it's because Tansy and I have pounded it flat," Nova called from inside the changing room. "It's still very squeezable, no being jealous."

Brandy couldn't help but grin. It wasn't nice to make people feel self-conscious, but there was only so guilty you could feel about someone being envious of your juicy butt. She was definitely getting this bikini. Besides, Saffira had abs you could grate cheese on. She could settle for second-prize hips.

"You think the smoothness is Calcine?" Sparky said as she ran a finger along Brandy's thigh. "Saffira's glossy too."

"I shave and suffer for these legs, thank you very much," Saffira said, "I'm trying to attract a third Pokémon, remember? I have to look my best."

Brandy also shaved, but she had noticed it took less effort lately. Maybe she was going to end up all Carkol glossy eventually. That'd be neat; She would not be sad to retire her razor.

"Now that you mention a third pokémon," Brandy said, something nagging at the back of her mind. "You said you couldn't get into the Wandering Whimscott without three?"

"We'll find one!" Nova yelled, "I want in. There'll be one on the beach. They'll melt when they see us in these."

"Three Pokémon, no more than Five Badges." Saffira nodded, "It's for new and eager talent. Have you ever watched it? It's pretty fun."

"Only highlight clips." Brandy said, "It came to Turrfield once, but I was too young to go to the proper one. They put on a kiddies show, but you know how those are. All fake fights and goofy threats."

"I'd be so good at that," Sparky grinned. "Morgan would too. Calcine could be our manager."

"You'd swear too much." Calcine shook her head. "We'd have to censor you."

"Kids love swear words! We'd be so popular."

Sparky wasn't wrong, but Brandy preferred the real deal. The fake fights had always been a bit too goofy for her. Unless there was a bunny or shark Pokémon involved, of course. Those were umissable.

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Brandy had lost track of thought. She was still trying to find it again when Nova came out of the dressing room in a truly odd outfit. Brandy had never seen suspenders on a navy blue bikini before. Weirdly, it did work with the rugged Boldore's body. She looked like she was about to go to work on someone. From how Saffira was drooling, she'd be booked for work very soon.

"Nice," Calcine said, "I should get suspenders."

Calcine should get suspenders. Yes. That should happen.

"We're going to catch a third for sure. We got all day. Brandy, are you okay with us breaking off at the beach? We'll catch up if we get lucky and show our new member off."

"Yeah!" Brandy grinned, tugging the straps of her red bikini top. "I got this to show off to Maple. Get a third and join us in the tournament. It's going to be a blast."

Meeting Maple again would be so fun, even if Brandy wasn't sure if she should believe Mahi's change of heart. She'd missed her girlfriend, and Holly and Sparky got along great, so they'd enjoy catching up too.

Wait. Waiiiit.

How the heck was Maple in the Tournament if she only had two Pokémon?